coifed

Failing to accomplish basic tasks extremely quickly. Such as dying instantly in a video game or losing a game at round 1.

The moment we started he just went and coifed immediately.

by tahity December 23, 2019

coif

hair or hairdo

...simply put.

conan o'brien has the best coif known to man.

by ... March 02, 2005

coif

1. A hood or collar made from chainmail. Worn by the knights of old.

2. A substitute cuss word.

What the coif, dude!?

by nerd@geek January 24, 2011

coif

As a cycling term, to be stopped abruptly atop a hill by a slower rider, resulting in a crash due to a loss of momentum.

Fuck!!! Enoel coifed me!!!! - Laks

by OSOK November 13, 2011

COIF

Stands for Com' On, It's Friday

i.e.

Guy#1: Hey bro can you please finish this report before you go?
Guy#2: COIF!!!!

by oican February 03, 2017

Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019