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Ew he kissed you, I'm coiled.
Coiled by Topmomo1 May 13, 2017
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The feeling of anger after a bad situation has occured.
I was so fucking coiled after that donkey called my all-in with 7-2 and won.
Coiled by TBaytilted April 3, 2009
I was so coiled the other night, that weed was loud.
Coiled by 357boy November 3, 2016

Coiled up 

The status between friends and on a relationship. Usually after they first kissed. Has been translated from the Spanish form 'liados' that means literally coiled up like... your mp3's headphones. In Spain people use it to talk about 2 people who just kiss the other person but who are not together.
- Are you and Pierre together?
- Not really. We're just coiled up
Coiled up by Angeluska92 December 23, 2009

Coiled snake nunchuck 

An aggressive sexual act in which one partner lies down in a fetal position, similar to a coiled snake, and the other partner brutally penetrates the anal region, similar to the aggressiveness and precision of nunchucks. Not suggested for beginners.(or anyone really)
Dude 1:"The other night I gave my girl the ole coiled snake nunchuck after she made me watch all 4 twilight movies. It was lifechanging bro."

Dude 2: "Sick bro."

coiled rattlesnake 

A poop so impressively large, that the producer is inspired to share it on social media with the hashtag #coiledrattlesnake
Brah! You should have seen the coiled rattlesnake I dropped this morning, ten coils! #coiledrattlesnake

coiled snake 

One long, continuous turd purposefully left in the toilet by its former owner as a "trophy shit".

It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.

KAREN: Wow, that was fast!

WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...

KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?

WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.

KAREN: Whose that?

WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.

KAREN: Oh.

WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!

KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
coiled snake by Jack Bozdog June 25, 2006
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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