coffulate 

to engage in extensive esoteric discussions of coffee whilst drinking, smelling, looking at, or otherwise immersing oneself in it...especially in or around a beverage stand, cart, or shop

Did you hear those two women coffulate in front of that mid-mall starbucks kiosk?!

coffulate by agent0027 October 17, 2008

Slobovian consulate 

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.

Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

Slobovian consulate by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

Cockulate by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

comulate 

communication during copulation. specifically referring to sexual requests/feedback during sex. such as: "HARDER", "DON'T STOP", "YES! Right there!", "a little to the left", "grab my ass", "that's not my clit", and any such instructions.

sex with you is so much fun, i love the way you comulate!

comulate by Chucked1 January 16, 2016

Italian consulate 

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.

I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

Italian consulate by groovymanu May 14, 2015

Corpulate 

The action of having sex with a fat lady. It's a mix of copulate and corpulent

Antoine: Look at the tub of lard.
Etienne: WOH!
Antoine: I'd like to corpulate with that!
Etienne: And how!

Corpulate by Minesweeper77 October 17, 2008