coffulate

to engage in extensive esoteric discussions of coffee whilst drinking, smelling, looking at, or otherwise immersing oneself in it...especially in or around a beverage stand, cart, or shop
Did you hear those two women coffulate in front of that mid-mall starbucks kiosk?!
by agent0027 August 29, 2008
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Perfunctious

illogical or ridiculous, particularly in an academic setting. can be applied ubiquitously to persons, things, situations, or facts that relate to ones current station in life
the test question was perfunctious...this class is perfunctious..."you drank 6 shots of espresso...Perfunctious!"
by Agent0027 June 05, 2007
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