The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.

Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe

"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"

Cell's Voice
We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.

The Great Coochie Wars by NarrowCobra May 3, 2021

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coochie swirl

An act during sex in the cowgirl position where the girl is going in circular motion with her butt.

Wow baby linda, that was super sexy last night when you busted out that coochie swirl. I blew super quick.

coochie swirl by John Juggernaut September 1, 2011

canned coochie

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

Crumb of Coochie

Just one nibble of that sweet coochie ma’am?

Please ma’am, canst thou please spare but a crumb of coochie? For I am just a lonely peasant

Crumb of Coochie by HoesMadx8 July 15, 2019

coochie

Another word for vagina, pussy

Ma'am may i please have some spare coochie

coochie by Coochie master 69 September 25, 2018

Gorilla Grip Coochie

Powerful pussy. Can grip your dick so hard she can throw you across the room. A gorilla grip coochie grips harder than gorilla grip.

"I made her mad and I couldn't pull my dick out. She gripped it so hard until she heard it snap. So sexy with that gorilla grip coochie."

Gorilla Grip Coochie by yummmmymyumyyumy March 26, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026