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Spanish slang for "little cunt" also used as a first name. The literal origin is "little seashell"(thus it's prevalence as a given name)
Miguel: I'm dumping my girlfriend -- all she does is bitch & nag at me. . .
Juan: Yeah, that Conchita is a real conchita, eh?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 15, 2008
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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Mexican mother figure who has her/his chancla ready to whip out whenever you deserve it
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A sexy ass motherfucker. She's possibly the most epic person you will ever meet.
Tom: Did you see Conchita?
Jerry: Yeah, she's amazing!
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An intelligent, highly sexual, beastly, domi/vamp, partime doc/party animal, Nymphobraniac, complex, dark, intense, with the heart of a marshmallow, often attacks in dim lighting, prefer things in big sizes, coocoos when nervous, enjoy naked o'clock, statistical genius, reveal dork behavior when working, works better reading aloud, lover of Monchichi, and all around good ol time!
I wanna be a "Conchita" when i grow up
by Am3extase April 20, 2011
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A man who cleans and cooks for you.
He's a real Conchita, he spent the entire morning cleaning around the house
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girls who try to dress nice but they are actually really ghetto they listen to "reggaeton" they often play their selves as "fancy people" but they are not, jump and clap at almost anything, they wear flashy colors and are shy sluts.

They also like to take pictures of themselves on fotologs hi five and ghetto websites like those with a bra and their daisy dukes pushing their butts out and wearing sunglasses at night.
jesus: she was acting all conchita about it
rubi: I know and she dresses like a real conchita too
by cuten June 14, 2009
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