coddish

feeling under the weather or like a open mouthed and glassed eyed

my son was not at school today as he was feeling rather coddish

by finnigan murphy February 26, 2009

condishun

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

by 704muscle February 27, 2015

codfish

A woman whose vagina smells very bad

I ran off her bed. She's a stinking codfish.

by etzelet September 8, 2010

Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup

A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.

Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!

by Furgieman April 7, 2016

Codfish

When you're constantly being salty towards your friends, you can be considered a codfish.

Rita is a codfish.

by Lmaocams July 10, 2020

coldish

When you're feeling cold, but not too cold.

"Can you turn up the A/C, I'm feeling coldish"

by j.fab August 18, 2008

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.

by pluggymt November 8, 2009