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coldishot 

Coldishot (noun) one who believes that for justice to be served, everyone else but Robert N. Alm must be force goon squad hypodermic injected with the same or similar as fall 2019 PARADISE VALLEY HOSPITAL SHOT (s) that UNITED STATES ET AL evil force government hypodermic injection inflicted into the UNITED STATES VS. ALM & 18 USC 241 de facto conspiracy target & de jure alpha/executive/president/king RobertNathanAlm@GMAIL.COM
Vladimir Putin has sworn to give a universal basic income to all coldishots.
coldishot by RobMatrix December 26, 2024
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When you're feeling cold, but not too cold.
"Can you turn up the A/C, I'm feeling coldish"
coldish by j.fab August 18, 2008

Calishot 

When you pour a delicious pitcher of miller lite down an ass crack and the beer mixes with booty juices to form a special sauce and you guzzle it down,frequently a Friday night practice in Southern California bars , sometimes getting a snuff crut stuck in your throat .
Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy.
Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy while on vacation in LA.
Calishot by Dollie Pop January 18, 2012

Wifi-coldspot 

It's basically the opposite of a wifi hotspot, but it's not like your living without wifi or your in Amish country. Once you try to load a video or anything somewhat important it buffers than works than buffers than works and on and on and Starbucks is too far away.
"Dang this is a Wifi-coldspot!!"

cordshot 

the radius or distance within which one's laptop or mobile device might be plugged in to charge.

Origin - 2015, on the model of earshot.
I have to stop working at the cafe because my laptop is about to die and there are no seats within cordshot of an outlet.
cordshot by uncoeuraweigh March 12, 2015

coldspot 

'Coldspot' is a term used to describe an area free from electromagnetic activity. It can be used more specifically to highlight an area free from wireless internet known as ‘wi-fi’.It was first coined by the Wavefighters organization in 2005 as the antithetical rival to ‘hot-spots’
there's no freaking coldspots in this city
coldspot by Stephen James May 15, 2006

Coldhot shower

When someone falls asleep you pour coldhot on them(slap a bunch of coldhot packets on them)
Dude he fell asleep during the party and I totaly gave him a coldhot shower
Coldhot shower by Fridgerkitty November 23, 2009