condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.

mint-condish by pluggymt November 8, 2009

condesunshine 

Trying to get someone to see the bright side of their crappy situation, instead of acknowledging their feelings and letting them grieve/ mourn/ be disappointed, etc. A portmanteau of "condescend" and "sunshine."

Don't parade on my rain. It's rude to condesunshine.

condesunshine by fabralind May 28, 2021

Condish 

Word used by Jack Black in place of the word condition.

"Mint condish... Hendrix played this guitar!"

Condish by Ruth and Liam July 23, 2004

Condishy 

conditioner. as in shampoo and conditioner.

short version = "dishy"

"EEOOOOHWW Can I borrow some condishy?!"
"Back up. Ill get you some dishy!"

Condishy by racky fidge April 13, 2010

So I am confushun 

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

So I am confushun by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018

Condisandwich

When you have a bun, and various condiments, but no burgers, hot dogs or sausages.

Usually made, when grocery supplies are extremely low or you run out of propane.

The fridge was nearly empty, so I grabbed a hot dog bun, mustard, relish, ketchup and BBQ sauce and made myself a condisandwich.

Condisandwich by AK ONEZER December 7, 2012