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condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.
I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...
condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015
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Condisandwich

When you have a bun, and various condiments, but no burgers, hot dogs or sausages.

Usually made, when grocery supplies are extremely low or you run out of propane.
The fridge was nearly empty, so I grabbed a hot dog bun, mustard, relish, ketchup and BBQ sauce and made myself a condisandwich.
Condisandwich by AK ONEZER December 7, 2012

Confushawn 

Confushawn =
Confusion + shawn mendes
For the fellow mendes army <3
can be used as confushawn screaming like confusion screaming
GIRL 1: OMG DID Y'ALL HEAR THE NEW SONG
girl 2: what song?
GIRL 1: SHAWNS NEW SONG ITS OUT
girl 2: I dont keep up with him

GIRL 1: HOW
girl 2: i just dont
GIRL 1: *confushawn screaming*
Confushawn by Gurrr13 November 3, 2022

condishsawn 

A really goofy sickness that shuts off your phone
Tissues: sorry it’s my condishsawn
condishsawn by DrStupid123 July 16, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026