condishawn 

A term used in Inanimate Insanity season 2 by tissues. It’s kind of a thing to say condishawn instead of condition.

Tissues: (loudest sneeze known to man)
Tissues: sorry guys, it’s my condishawn!!!!

condishawn by ashwxrk October 20, 2022

condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

Condisandwich

When you have a bun, and various condiments, but no burgers, hot dogs or sausages.

Usually made, when grocery supplies are extremely low or you run out of propane.

The fridge was nearly empty, so I grabbed a hot dog bun, mustard, relish, ketchup and BBQ sauce and made myself a condisandwich.

Condisandwich by AK ONEZER December 7, 2012

Confushawn 

Confushawn =
Confusion + shawn mendes
For the fellow mendes army <3
can be used as confushawn screaming like confusion screaming

GIRL 1: OMG DID Y'ALL HEAR THE NEW SONG
girl 2: what song?
GIRL 1: SHAWNS NEW SONG ITS OUT
girl 2: I dont keep up with him

GIRL 1: HOW
girl 2: i just dont
GIRL 1: *confushawn screaming*

Confushawn by Gurrr13 November 3, 2022

condishsawn 

A really goofy sickness that shuts off your phone

Tissues: sorry it’s my condishsawn

condishsawn by DrStupid123 July 16, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019