condishawn

A term used in Inanimate Insanity season 2 by tissues. It’s kind of a thing to say condishawn instead of condition.

Tissues: (loudest sneeze known to man)
Tissues: sorry guys, it’s my condishawn!!!!

by ashwxrk October 20, 2022

condishun

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

by 704muscle February 27, 2015

Condisandwich

When you have a bun, and various condiments, but no burgers, hot dogs or sausages.

Usually made, when grocery supplies are extremely low or you run out of propane.

The fridge was nearly empty, so I grabbed a hot dog bun, mustard, relish, ketchup and BBQ sauce and made myself a condisandwich.

by AK ONEZER December 7, 2012

Confushawn

Confushawn =
Confusion + shawn mendes
For the fellow mendes army <3
can be used as confushawn screaming like confusion screaming

GIRL 1: OMG DID Y'ALL HEAR THE NEW SONG
girl 2: what song?
GIRL 1: SHAWNS NEW SONG ITS OUT
girl 2: I dont keep up with him

GIRL 1: HOW
girl 2: i just dont
GIRL 1: *confushawn screaming*

by Gurrr13 November 3, 2022

condishsawn

A really goofy sickness that shuts off your phone

Tissues: sorry it’s my condishsawn

by DrStupid123 July 16, 2025