cockweird 

When something sexual makes everyone feel uncomfortable

Jeff did the helicopter in the locker room and it made everyone feel cockweird

cockweird by Mermaid Mel December 9, 2021

cockweird 

Sexual acts that make you or others feel uncomfortable

Joey wanted to lick my mayonnaise skirt and made me feel kind of cockweird

cockweird by B.allen December 9, 2021

Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cockward silence 

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

cockward silence by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock

1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

cockwelder by Chuck the Bearer of Truth October 20, 2005

cooweird 

something that is cool and weird at the same time

"my cat knows how to use the toilet and flush which is so cooweird"

cooweird by DorianMG June 12, 2009

cockward

awkward in a sexual way

Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!

cockward by turnure May 8, 2006