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cockwire 

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The word cockwire comes from a Chinese metaphor means loser, which is the opposite meaning of tall/rich/handsome guy.
It is called cockwire (the hair around the dick) because they can only watch when they dick are f*cking...
The original Chinese pronunciation is "Diao Si"; Diao means dick, and si means the hair...
I do not have rich daddy, and I`m not tall or handsome... People like me are borne be cockwire. Girls would not let me f*ck them.
cockwire by Fjall January 14, 2016
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cockwire 

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English translation of the Chinese term 屌丝, it means loser
He plays video games all day, what a cockwire
cockwire by fufulord May 6, 2015

cockwipe 

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1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.
1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."
cockwipe by Erik August 17, 2004

Putting out a Cockfire

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When your cock is "on fire" you turn to the person next to you and slowly insert it into their mouth.
The band members of Blink-182 explained to a crowd of music lovers about the process of "putting out a cockfire".

Anti-Cockwise 

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To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.
Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?

Bill: No ... I'm a man.

Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!

COCKFIRE

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Slightly adulterated nickname of a particular elitist british hacker from manchester, some of whose antics were widely reported by the press in the 90s.
Hacker A: Hey who's that skinny cunt doing lines in the corner and kickbanning ppl on irc?

Hacker B: Oh yeah thats Cockfire, britains most notorious whacker.
COCKFIRE by auldephuker March 17, 2011

Cockpire

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Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!
That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.
Cockpire by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008
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Friend 1: Minimap
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