Definitions by B.allen

cockweird 

Sexual acts that make you or others feel uncomfortable

Joey wanted to lick my mayonnaise skirt and made me feel kind of cockweird

cockweird by B.allen December 9, 2021

mayonnaise skirt 

When you ejaculate all over a woman's belly or dude and they wear it like a skirt

I gave her a mayonnaise skirt and she bought like a champ

mayonnaise skirt by B.allen December 9, 2021