mayonnaise skirt

When you ejaculate all over a woman's belly or dude and they wear it like a skirt
I gave her a mayonnaise skirt and she bought like a champ
by B.allen December 09, 2021
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cockweird

Sexual acts that make you or others feel uncomfortable
Joey wanted to lick my mayonnaise skirt and made me feel kind of cockweird
by B.allen December 09, 2021
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