cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock

1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

cockwelder by Chuck the Bearer of Truth October 20, 2005

Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills

Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender

cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

cockbender by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012

Cockweeder 

A person who raises and sells chickens)

"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."

Cockweeder by Cat_ears June 1, 2021

Cockholder 

A girl (or guy) who's always got one hand holding a dude's cock and the other digging in his pockets. They are completely unable to sustain themselves on their own and are closer to being parasites than human beings.

Person 1: Whatever happened to that hot chick from high school?
Person 2: She realized that she couldn't do anything else useful for society so she just became a cockholder. I see her at the bar with a different dude every night, and he's always buying....

Cockholder by Tara Cockholder July 19, 2010

cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

cockbender by Brandon John November 26, 2006