cockaflockalypse 

A sudden outburst of males exposing their genitalia.

Man, there was a total cockaflockalypse in Craig's room last weekend.

cockaflockalypse by CinChina December 17, 2011

cockblockalypse 

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.

'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'

cockblockalypse by Robbie Best January 16, 2008

Cockblockalypse Now 

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

Cockblockalypse Now by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011