Myke's definitions

headbanger

one who listens to metal music
normally weargs baggy jeans and a band t shirt ofter have long hair

the head bangers beat down the mopey goths

by MyKE December 1, 2003

kewlmonk

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

by Myke February 15, 2005

Milldy Attarctive

Meaning: "I'd sleep with this person, and while I would not brag about it, I might tell some people"

The skinny chick with huge tits but a bad face or booty is Milldy Attarctive.

by Myke May 27, 2004

three alarm pants

realy long shorts that go down to yur ankels

yo check out those 3 alarm pants

by myke July 8, 2003

ur mum

okay where do i begin? we could start off with a hearty insult to everyone who uses this word... you bunch of flare wearing hippy scum. It seems that over the last few months, chavs have forgotten the insult 'grunger' and replaced it with 'ur mum!' its a shame really.. because the poor chavvie sods deserve at least to be able to finish thier own sentences... oh the wonderful days where i have spent walking along the road and all of a sudden, in a blur of nickelson tops off of the nearest market stall, AND FAKE BURBERRY.. my mum is being cussed (or so they say anyway) by a group of ppl pronouncing that i own a parent... oh well, i guess we cant all be genetic and social deformaties born in test tubes.. love u all! ur mums!

eerm... ur mum!... (thats just it.. thats all there is...)

by myke March 12, 2004

cockalocka

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

by Myke December 11, 2004

Johnny Ramone

Johnny Ramone is a legendary guitarist for the famouse band, the Ramones. The Ramones are often credited for inventing punk music. Johnny Ramone was the originator of the down stroke 8th note guitar style. This was very hard to pull off, but somehow Johnny pulled it off for hours and hours of play.

Johnny Ramone died in 2004 from an on-going fight with prostate cancer.

We'll miss you, Johnny!

Johnny Ramone was one of the most amazing guitarist, ever.

by Myke October 20, 2004