cockalockapus

When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole

Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus

cockalockapus by Jueputa September 9, 2023

cockalocktapuss 

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...

" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

cockalocktapuss by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010

cockalottapus 

1. A large penis
2. Dinosaur name for a penis

My husband asked me to play with his dinosaur-sized cock, his cockalottapus.

cockalottapus by Austin Rock May 21, 2020