A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).