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Calculating 

The calculating of possible outcomes is a process for determining the number of possible results for an event. There are various methods for conducting this process. The best way to calculate the number of possible outcomes of an event is dependent on the type of event and the structure of the event.
I didn't hear a word you said I'm Calculating the possible outcomes of everything I do .
Calculating by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019

Calculating bitch 

A deceive woman that is very good at playing mind games.

Calculating Finances

The Wealthy Man had a child Calculate His Finances.
Unfortunately, he broke his calculator.

The child was Calculating Finances too hard.

over-calculating 

a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos
I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!
over-calculating by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

according to my calculations 

Something that nerds say all the time
"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

calculation 

a mathematical determination of the amount or number of something.
"finding ways of saving money involves complicated calculations"
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