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cockulating 

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.
"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"
cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011

crackulating

Whats crackulating?
crackulating by Chris Wilson August 14, 2003

crackulating

Means the same thing as:
Whats up? Whats going down? Whats happening?, Whats doing?, Whats the go? or Whats the deal?
Answer is 'not much' or 'im just doing...' NOT 'good', 'pretty bad' etc.
Variation of 'whats cracking?'.
"Yo' whatz crackulatin', nigga?"
"Nothin', jus' chillin'."
crackulating by Diego August 25, 2003

Premature Clickulation 

When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.
I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.

When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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