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cockulating 

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.
"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"
cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011

crackulating

Whats crackulating?
crackulating by Chris Wilson August 14, 2003

crackulating

Means the same thing as:
Whats up? Whats going down? Whats happening?, Whats doing?, Whats the go? or Whats the deal?
Answer is 'not much' or 'im just doing...' NOT 'good', 'pretty bad' etc.
Variation of 'whats cracking?'.
"Yo' whatz crackulatin', nigga?"
"Nothin', jus' chillin'."
crackulating by Diego August 25, 2003

Premature Clickulation 

When you fast forward through the commercial on your DVR and stop short before the commercial is finished in anticipation of the commercial being over.
I got a little excited and experienced premature clickulation when I was watching TV last night so I saw the ends of all the commercials.

When I was fast forwarding my DVR I had some premature clickulation... the commercial wasn't finished when I was!

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026