Combulating

A shocking, but also annoying surprise. Its when someone figures something out and is surprised but also annoyed at the same time.

“That was very combulating, I didn’t expect him to do something like that.”

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cumbulating

The position a cat is in when it has all of it's paws curled under it's body and has it's eyes closed.

Felix looks so content when he is cumbulating

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Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011

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The reason I was grounded is because my mom caught me copulating on her bed with my girlfriend.

copulating by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

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"That shirt is so ugly I would never were that" then you say "quit complating about my outfit"

complating by Complating October 18, 2015

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I aint a hater, and I aint complaining, Nigga I was Complating

Complating by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

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