cocktwattle 

Cocktwattle is basically the combination of dickhead and twat.

Kiean you are acting like a cocktwattle. Please stop.

cocktwattle by averagecockconsumer December 30, 2023

cockswatter 

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

cockswatter by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

Cockwattle 

1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.

I was a the hospital the other day, and saw an old man with a cockwattle hanging below his gown.

Cockwattle by tymac January 13, 2008

cocktwaddler 

Cocktwaddler, Cock Twaddler. both are acceptable.

Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.

1.) *Jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk*
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..

2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!

cocktwaddler by Sire Furious June 12, 2011

cocktwaddle

Referring to the wrinkled folds of skin beneath the scrotum that attaches the ball sack to the taint resembling a turkey neck

Don't be a cocktwaddle

cocktwaddle by D1v1n3 December 6, 2015

cocktwatt 

An amazing combination of cock and twatt, meaning either a reference to a she-male's genitalia, or just a big ol' douchebag.

That guy is such a loser, he is a cocktwatt.
Hey! Take a look at that guys/girls cocktwatt!

cocktwatt by gmag321 June 6, 2007

cocktwattling 

Wearing miniature shuttlecock caps on the penis

Cocktwattling's totally in my bag babe.

cocktwattling by Twattlecock June 1, 2018