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cocktwattle 

Cocktwattle is basically the combination of dickhead and twat.
Kiean you are acting like a cocktwattle. Please stop.
cocktwattle by averagecockconsumer December 30, 2023
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cockswatter 

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.
Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

Cockwattle 

1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.
I was a the hospital the other day, and saw an old man with a cockwattle hanging below his gown.
Cockwattle by tymac January 13, 2008

cocktwaddler 

Cocktwaddler, Cock Twaddler. both are acceptable.

Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.
1.) *Jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk*
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..

2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!
cocktwaddler by Sire Furious June 12, 2011

cocktwaddle

Referring to the wrinkled folds of skin beneath the scrotum that attaches the ball sack to the taint resembling a turkey neck
Don't be a cocktwaddle
cocktwaddle by D1v1n3 December 6, 2015

cocktwatt 

An amazing combination of cock and twatt, meaning either a reference to a she-male's genitalia, or just a big ol' douchebag.
That guy is such a loser, he is a cocktwatt.
Hey! Take a look at that guys/girls cocktwatt!
cocktwatt by gmag321 June 6, 2007

cocktwattling 

Wearing miniature shuttlecock caps on the penis
Cocktwattling's totally in my bag babe.
cocktwattling by Twattlecock June 1, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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