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Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.
by EliteNerds June 05, 2018
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
by A. Danish November 27, 2007
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Referring to the wrinkled folds of skin beneath the scrotum that attaches the ball sack to the taint resembling a turkey neck
Don't be a cocktwaddle
by D1v1n3 December 06, 2015
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