Twaddle

The greatest last name of all time.

My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!

by The Model November 09, 2008

Twaddle

a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"

by MDG August 03, 2004

Twaddle

To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box

last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.

by CasaSlice August 23, 2011

Twaddle

Verb.

To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class

There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.

by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008

Twaddle

An integral part of the walk of shame, its a certain modification in the gait of someone who has been engaged in copious, and needlessly rough, copulation.

I think Erica is walking funny,
Yeah thats just a twaddle from a long weekend.

by Brendan McW February 09, 2008

Twaddle

V. To make a noise with your mouth by simultaneously humming and vibrating your tongue. (Breathing out, tongue moves up and down very fast, therefore vibrating.) This noise can be higher or lower in pitch, and sometimes sounds like a purr, or growl.

"Did you hear that purring noise?"
"Yeah, I think it was a Twaddle."

by euphoriavenue February 03, 2010

twaddle

A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!

by weltkieg December 12, 2003