A skank who has been ambushed from the side or the back and finds herself suddenly having sex, but likes it.
-Dude did you hear about Jackie?
-No. What happened?
-Jared just popped out of the bushes naked and started having sex with her. It was the craftiest thing I had ever seen in my life.
-What a skank.
-I'd say more like a Flanked Skank.
-No. What happened?
-Jared just popped out of the bushes naked and started having sex with her. It was the craftiest thing I had ever seen in my life.
-What a skank.
-I'd say more like a Flanked Skank.
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
Get the Flanked Skankmug. The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.
-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
Get the Citric Flaccidmug. Tim and Erica had been dating for a few months. Tim told Erica to give him oral sex. She then found herself "under the gun."
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
Get the Under the Gunmug. Susan had a rough day, so she decided to call a few of her guy friends and enter into the "circle of thrust."
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
Get the circle of thrustmug. A sexual formation consisting of eight naked dudes surrounding one chick. It is only an official cocktagon when all eight dudes are erect.
Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
Get the Cocktagonmug.