cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film
Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.
"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"
by Teekizzy December 17, 2011
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Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 15, 2011
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