Cockwash

A wonderful term that has a very versatile meaning depending on its usage. It can be used as an expletive, adjective, or even a blowjob!

1) “I got a 45 on the test, that’s fucking cockwash”
2) “hey my dick is pretty dirty, I could probably use a cockwash”
3) “you forgot to fill up your car with gas? Are you cockwashing me?”
4) “the doctor just got three crowned. He got fucking cockwashed”

by sackrel77 January 11, 2020

cockwash

A washer of cocks through oral pleasure. Also a derogatory term aimed at feminine or simply aggravating males.

"Shut yer' mouth cockwash"

by RITH March 31, 2005

Cockwash

A collective term for Pandas.

Look at that cockwash of Pandas, there's 4 of them.

by Bill Pickelburg August 30, 2012

Cockwash

This is a phenomenon similar to backwash. It occurs when a male ejaculates in the vagina of a woman and as he pulls out there is some residual sperm mixed in with vaginal lubricant.

That felt good... oh geez look at all the cockwash!

by beardedclamman June 2, 2010

cockwash

Its when you only wash your cock after fucking your gf instead of taking shower.

Jim: I had such an intense orgasm woow (gets up and walks to the washroom)
Mary: Are you going to take shower?
Jim: Naa a cockwash would do it..

by jimissobored August 3, 2014

Cockwash

Worthless stuff.

Dave - "How was the meeting this afternoon, mate?"

Eddie - "Oh you know, the gaffer was spouting the usual load of old cockwash".

by Robbo1964 September 29, 2012

Cockwash

When you piss after ejaculating washing off any excess semen

Dude felt like ass after shooting my kids all over the wall but a nice cockwash did the trick

by XII-NOSKILLZ-IIX December 8, 2020