Cockwash

A wonderful term that has a very versatile meaning depending on its usage. It can be used as an expletive, adjective, or even a blowjob!

1) “I got a 45 on the test, that’s fucking cockwash”
2) “hey my dick is pretty dirty, I could probably use a cockwash”
3) “you forgot to fill up your car with gas? Are you cockwashing me?”
4) “the doctor just got three crowned. He got fucking cockwashed”

by sackrel77 January 11, 2020

Cockwash

A collective term for Pandas.

Look at that cockwash of Pandas, there's 4 of them.

by Bill Pickelburg August 30, 2012

Cockwash

This is a phenomenon similar to backwash. It occurs when a male ejaculates in the vagina of a woman and as he pulls out there is some residual sperm mixed in with vaginal lubricant.

That felt good... oh geez look at all the cockwash!

by beardedclamman June 2, 2010

Cockwash

Worthless stuff.

Dave - "How was the meeting this afternoon, mate?"

Eddie - "Oh you know, the gaffer was spouting the usual load of old cockwash".

by Robbo1964 September 29, 2012

Cockwashed

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about

Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.

by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021

COCKWASHER

Someone who washes cocks with their mouth after or before it's dirty or to get what they want

there are lots of cock washers that will wash anyone's cock if it needs a good or bad washing most females talk shit after cocking cock we call these types cockwashers getting head and getting a cock washing at the sametime

by Our adventures November 1, 2020

Cockwasher

Ones dirty cock sucking mouth

Shut your fucking Cockwasher

by 6Kes9 January 11, 2009