cockslamp 

The act slapping someone about the body with your cock so hard that it leaves an impression or "stamp" shaped like a dick.

"SHUT UP OR YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER COCKSLAMP!"

cockslamp by Cockslamp Champ November 2, 2011

cocklamp 

Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against.

"God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."

cocklamp by Angel In Despair November 11, 2004

Cuckstamp 

Any national flag that displays a smaller flag of that nation's current or former colonizer/conqueror. Typically seen in the flags of former British colonies.

The word first appeared up in 4chan's /int/ board, and was coined by posters making fun of the British Union Jacks found in the flags of Australia and New Zealand

1. "At least my flag doesn't have a cuckstamp," said the Canadian, as he opened another bottle of maple syrup.
2. Have you been to Hong Kong lately? Lot's protesters waving cuckstamps in the streets.

Cuckstamp by El Hopaness Romtic September 16, 2019

Cocklaphobia 

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*

His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.

Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012

cockspammer 

A person usually female, who trolls Facebook friends lists on the hunt for any males or swinging dicks to ride.

This chic is a hardcore cockspammer, never met her but she messengered me because she saw Lozza added me.

cockspammer by BachedMan September 17, 2017

Cocksfumps 

Something you say to your local mail man

Oh thanks for the mail COCKSFUMPS (then run)

Cocksfumps by Christopheus June 27, 2019

cockslave 

A woman or a man who is a subservient sexual slave to a dominant male.

The persons sole purpose would be sexual gratification of said male.

This term has a more violent & lustful and less kinky connotation than a regular submissive.

That woman is so given to lustful desire she is destined to become satan's cockslave.

cockslave by DB January 13, 2005