cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits around your western hat.
2. That decoration you remove from your western that your
ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked.
3. What you put around your dick when you jerk-off to hard
and make your dick blead.
4. A large charity concert held to raise money to feed
starving chickens.

A feller walks into a bar and buys a shot of whiskey. The
barkeeper yells, 'You ain't got no cockaide on your hat you son of a bitch!" The feller cries out, "I was drunk last sundown, damn my ways and I forgot er' on that hooker's leg." The barkeeper pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's, and the feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

When you cut your finger slicing tomatoes you use a bandaide. When your dick bleads after jerking off too hard
you use a cockaide.

Farmer's have the Farmaide concerts, chickens have the
Cockaide concerts.

by that's not funny is it? July 22, 2007

cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits snugly around a western hat.
2. A removable piece off a western hat that a young women
wears on her thigh.
3. The only piece of clothing a bitch wears when fucking a
cowboy.

A young feller walks into a bar and the barkeep asks, "Where's your cockaide on that there hat partner."
The feller replys, "Was drunk last sundown, forgot er' on the lady's thigh." Barkeep pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's. Feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

by Hay U there July 22, 2007

cockaine

When you sniff cocaine with your urethra.
Only real G‘s are able to do this.

„Yo dealer, give me this good shit, I‘m gonna cockaine it.“

„Damn dawg, you really cockained from your sisters stomage?“

„Son, why is there white dust at your dick? Please don‘t tell me that you‘ve cockained?“
„Nah, don‘t worry mum, i‘m keeping those drugs for my friends“

by KingOrgasm May 25, 2021

cockade

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007

cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

by Aliy May 15, 2006

Cockaine

A person, typically a female but doesn’t have to be, who has an addiction to ✨getting railed✨

Like an unhealthy one. Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Breanna must be high off cockaine, her boyfriend is shitty and all they do is fuck.

by leofromchicago September 17, 2021

Cockride

Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.

e.g.

Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"

"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."

-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."

by Tambre' November 20, 2011