Cockfident 

A term used to describe a man who is confident enough in himself, as a man, to know that, as long as he has a penis, he has no reason to be self conscious about any other defining factors that may come into play.

Man 1 : Dude, but I dont know if she will accept me after she sees my package!
Man 2: Oh, come on man... just be cockfident!

Cockfident by neely b voracious July 18, 2009

cockfident 

to be confident and a little cocky. The perfect inbetween of confident and cocky.

I am very cockfident. The ladies love a cockfident man.

cockfident by swamped February 25, 2011

cockfident 

cocky plus confident equals COCKFIDENT

i'm not just confident or cocky, i'm both. i'm COCKFIDENT.

cockfident by GeoBar September 17, 2010

cockfident 

Similar to arrogant. Someone who is confident for no other reason than that they are a cock.

some amateur rugby players are cockfident.

cockfident by Mr A. Nonymous February 14, 2009

confident tub 

A tubby person with great stature and confidence.

Henry Pope has quite the confident tub

confident tub by uGxFatal February 22, 2015

College Confidential 

Among the worst websites on the internet. A place to go where you can read about snotty geniuses who feel the need to brag in the ultimate attempt to make the "average high school student" feel pity on the themselves. An absolutely awful website that privileges and celebrates the Ivy League-Potential student, while completely forgetting about everyone else.

Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these *shitty* grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir... Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country.... WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE!?!? HELP ME!! I'm just so worried, and I probably won't even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

ME: You ignoramus!!!

College Confidential by Ben July 2, 2005

College Confidential 

A place for trolls who want to make everyone feel bad with bogus accomplishments.

Sample post:
AP's
Soph. year
World History 5
Chemistry 5
French Lang 5
Euro History 5 (self-study)

Junior Year
Eng. Lit 5
Biology 5
Span Lang 5
Eng. Lang 5
Music Theory 5 (self-study)
US History 5
Calculus AB 5
Computer Science 5 (self-study)

Senior Year
Physics B

Physics C E&M and Mechanics (self-study)
Env. Sci (self-study)
Calculus BC

Statistics (self-study)
US Gov.

Comp Gov

Latin Virgil (self-study)
Japanese
Psychology
Human Geography (self-study)

I only took 5 AP classes senior year, earned a 34 on the ACT, 2290 on the SAT, earned a million awards, have 3,219 community service hours, gave a speech in front of 100,000 people, earned a plaque from my counselor for writing the best application essay he's ever seen, got 780 or better on each of the 16 subject tests I've taken. I have a 4.99 GPA, and I am #2 in my class of 933 (it's a big school and it's competitive) and I'm an internet troll. I have no chance into any college at all! Will colleges care if I didn't take that many AP classes? and that I have bad scores? Tell me! I don't want to be a loser. I have no chance at all!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1111OMG1!!!ROFLZ!!!!1!!!!!!

Proper reply: If you think a 34 on the ACT give you no chance into any school, you might be as smart as Christian Weston Chandler. Even the perfect student doesn't take that many AP tests, let alone earns all fives.

Post 2 on College Confidential
Here's what I will do senior year:
Maintain my 5.00 GPA
Speak at my graduation
Apply to all the Ivy League schools, Stanford (match), MIT (match), Caltech, Northwestern (safety), and Oxford
Get accepted into all of them
Earn $245,000 in scholarships
Become editor-in-chief in every publication at my school
Go to Tuscany for spring break with my gf since preschool
Break 17 or more school athletics records
Become national track and field champion again
Play at Carnegie Hall
Become state tennis champion for the fifth year in a row
Take 7 AP courses in school and self-study five
Get 5's in all of those AP exams
Become the National AP Scholar
Get some plaque for some award that I don't think exists
Write the advice book "If you aren't in the top 2% in your class, have a 2100 on the SAT, and earn several 5's on your AP exams, you will die alone and live a miserable life on the street"
Own an iPad and make $2,000,000 off making apps

Proper reply: How is all this possible?

College Confidential by DoubleDare July 9, 2010