Cockride 

Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.

e.g.

Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"

"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."

-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."

Cockride by Tambre' November 20, 2011

Cockride 

When a dude fucks his chic really hard straight in the twat. Usually performed in cowgirl position so that the cock will completely penetrate the twat and reach the clitoris.

Jeana. Oh you gave me such a good cockride this morning. Oh! My clit is so sore!
Me. Yeah having a massive dick will cause that. Sorry babe.
Jeana. It’s ok but tonight you might have to fuck my asshole.

Cockride by Biden is a dick April 1, 2021

cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy

His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.

cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

cockriding 

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.

Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.

cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020

Cockrider 

Phen

Phen cockrides Geoterra staff 24/7 aka he’s a cockrider

Cockrider by Skelebubble April 10, 2020

Cockfident 

A term used to describe a man who is confident enough in himself, as a man, to know that, as long as he has a penis, he has no reason to be self conscious about any other defining factors that may come into play.

Man 1 : Dude, but I dont know if she will accept me after she sees my package!
Man 2: Oh, come on man... just be cockfident!

Cockfident by neely b voracious July 18, 2009

Cockident 

A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.

B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.

A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!

B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.

Cockident by Cocky! August 30, 2010