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cocksurfer 

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

Cockpumper 

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.
He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.
Cockpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

cockpusher 

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.
Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.
cockpusher by sexxyback October 28, 2006

cock puffer 

OMG! i cant believe i saw howard puffin on gils dick the other night.
cock puffer by Steffan August 8, 2004

cockpuller

The word cockpuller basically defines a female. Girls love to pull the cock, aka hand jobs.
Slick Rick once wrote,

"All of you cockpullers are frontin, wave ur arms around like you some octopus or somethin."

"Damn Denise you a cockpuller."
cockpuller by Dj Egin May 5, 2005

cockbuffer 

When a male or female whatever floats your boat buffs your cock or sucks it clean
Dude do you know hailey?

Yea man shes a cockbuffer!
cockbuffer by pootietang March 16, 2008
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