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When a male or female whatever floats your boat buffs your cock or sucks it clean

Dude do you know hailey?

Yea man shes a cockbuffer!

cockbuffer by pootietang March 16, 2008

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cocksurfer

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.

As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

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cockbuster

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.

Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.

cockbuster by AubreyA October 5, 2006

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cockbutter

The male ejaculate, or semen. Since semen has the consistency, thickness, and headyness of melted butted, and comes from a cock, it's referred to as "cockbutter."

Dude, she ate my cockbutter with gusto, and swallowed every drop!

cockbutter by Mr p b January 15, 2008

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Cockburger

A synonym of ass; somebody who is full of themselves and or is arrogant and flaunts it.

My god, James Shute is a cockburger.

Cockburger by Doctor fish March 14, 2013

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blockbuster and cockbuster

Another way of saying Netflix and chill.

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"

blockbuster and cockbuster by AdmiralArrow March 21, 2016

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Cock Buffer

an aggressive blow job with lots of spit and wax on wax off circular motions on the balls

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Cock Buffer by AdubP May 12, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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