Cockumference

It's not just the length of Peter's dick that is so impressive but the cockumference, now that's truly a schlong dong.
Of course someday it will be silver.

Cockumference by CanUbReal June 21, 2018

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cockference call

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

cockference call by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

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cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference

cockference by matt_meyer June 13, 2011

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cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.

cockference by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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