Whore. Someone who has so much cock in their mouth that they can be considered a muffler for it. Does not necessarily imply swallowing. See also cum muffler.
A filthy anal extrusion that attaches itself to the cock of man or shemale and feeds on its gelatinous ejaculate for several days, better known as type 1 De La Paz.
Cockpuffer De La Paz smoked his dad's chubby cock while his mum puffed on my huge dick.
A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."