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Cockpumper 

Man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure.
He was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya!

He's either horse-hung or a cockpumper.
Cockpumper by Tigerdave October 26, 2008

cockpusher 

1. A person who takes the cock (or the penis) in through orifices of the body.

2. A person who smuggles and deals cock/penis in the country illegally.
Dude, you are such a cockpusher.
That is inappropriate and i don't appreciate it.
cockpusher by sexxyback October 28, 2006

cockballer 

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.
"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."

cockphiller

A man or a woman who is addicted to touching others cocks.
I didn't invite you out to a tittie bar to see you being a cockphiller!
cockphiller by dcupnluvinit May 26, 2010

Cockpuales 

From the english word "cucksucker" when typed in on t9 on a cell phone
did you just call me a jive turkay you cockpuales
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*cocksucker
Cockpuales by shaygrover April 1, 2009

Cocksucler 

noun, a male with feelings of supremacy or innate dominance. Classier than a cocksucker, a cocksucler is a little more feminine.
Jenny cocksucled me last night she knows her way around the cock.
Chad is such a Cocksucler, don’t be such a Cocksucler and put your shirt back on.
Cocksucler by Paintspeckle October 7, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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