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A phone or cellular device, specifically in a cock/dick shape, used to communicate with your spouse whilst pleasuring yourself.
Can you here me? I'm calling you with my -FUCK- Cockphone.

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Yellow Cockhole 

Someone who threaten's to hurt someone in a wheelchair and when the person in the wheelchair stands up for themselves, the offender runs away with their tail between their legs.
Come back here and I'll shit down your neck you Yellow Cockhole!
An instrument that plays a dreadful, harsh tone; derived from the word cacophony.
When John played his cacophone, the shrieks, moans, and groans emitted from the room weren't just from the audience members...
cacophone by Overmind September 22, 2005

Cockmoney 

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!
Cockmoney by niteass February 4, 2010

the cockhole is not for speaking 

"The cockhole is not for speaking" Is a term used to describe the use of the hole in the face of usually but not limited to a female....it is in this case used for sucking a dick only and is never to be used for speaking...
Bitch the cockhole is not for speaking so shut it before I slap the shitty penis off your breath....

cockhole 

The English version of the name of the Ukrainians (khokhol / хохол). The term "khokhol" is derived from the favorite hairstyle of Ukrainians-a protruding tuft of hair on a bald head.
What a cockholes are degenerates, just fucked up.
cockhole by Taras_Pidorashko February 10, 2021

Cockdoneblur

Cockdoneblur is when you send a blurry dickpic, Normally on accident.
Josh: Bro I accidentally sent a cockdoneblur to my girl.
Ben: Shit dude, thats unfortunate.
Cockdoneblur by Austi Boi July 1, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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