cockphone
A phone or cellular device, specifically in a cock/dick shape, used to communicate with your spouse whilst pleasuring yourself.
cockphone by FriedBiscuitMuncherSabbath June 14, 2016
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Yellow Cockhole
Someone who threaten's to hurt someone in a wheelchair and when the person in the wheelchair stands up for themselves, the offender runs away with their tail between their legs.
Yellow Cockhole by Kung Of The Duckheads July 29, 2018
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cockphone • cockahone • cockophoney • sock phone • cockophobe • Cockaphony • cockchoke • Cockchoker • cockphobia • Cockstoned
Cockmoney
A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
the cockhole is not for speaking
"The cockhole is not for speaking" Is a term used to describe the use of the hole in the face of usually but not limited to a female....it is in this case used for sucking a dick only and is never to be used for speaking...
Bitch the cockhole is not for speaking so shut it before I slap the shitty penis off your breath....
the cockhole is not for speaking by tex WHITE November 27, 2019
cockhole
The English version of the name of the Ukrainians (khokhol / хохол). The term "khokhol" is derived from the favorite hairstyle of Ukrainians-a protruding tuft of hair on a bald head.
cockhole by Taras_Pidorashko February 10, 2021
Cockdoneblur
Cockdoneblur by Austi Boi July 1, 2020
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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