cockphobia
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Cacophobia
A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes
Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!
Cacophobia by Lassietoes June 13, 2019
Cocklaphobia
A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.
The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.
Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia
We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.
Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia
We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012
crocophobia
The fear of the water/land shoe brand, croc. This could be triggered in many ways such as the wholes in the shoe creating fear of trypophobia, or the fact that a tanline of wholes can appear after wearing them in the sun. Crocophobia can fear people due to the the odd or funky shape of the croc, people affected with crocophibia can have a hate or disgust for crocs or croc supporters or people wearing them, the squeak of the rubber can flare up anxiety as well.
crocophobia by theycallmejuliandimsokewl July 22, 2019
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