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Cockaphony 

A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.

Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.

Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
Cockaphony by arceebee April 23, 2022
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Cockaphony 

A homosexual male whose colorful posturing (much like that of a strutting peacock) portrays a big ol’ dick, but carries a small package.

Not a disambiguation of cacophony, but potentially a mispronunciation.
Travis: Leon is such a cockaphony.

Bryson: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

Travis: Jacob told me there isn’t more than a toadstool in there.
Cockaphony by arceebee April 23, 2022

Cockaphobic 

A way of describing someone with an intense and persistent fear of the cock.

It is always worthy of word of the month everywhere.
Alexandra is cockaphobic.
Cockaphobic by The Ma'am March 12, 2010
Like a marathon but with cocks.
Ah i see you have been training for the london cockathon.
Ah yes, it took me while, but i think i am ready.
cockathon by Patrick McGuinness September 16, 2007

Cockophony 

The sound of two cocks smacking together.
"Last night during that three way, I heard a lot of cockophony."
Cockophony by Jaezy Seas December 7, 2012
A harsh, discordant mixture of sounds
Dood! Tell Laquifah to shut that fuckin crotchfruit up! I can't take that damn cacaphony any longer!!
cacaphony by ThaBigCheesy October 2, 2010

Cockahontas 

The drag character of British performer Jaryd Headley. Cockahontas is known for owning several large weaves, wearing skin tight clothes, having an amazing ass and being able to out-sass anyone.
Tiffany: Like, oh my gawd, look it's Cockahontas!
Stacey: He/she is so much prettier than you Tiff.
Tiffany: You what mate.
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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