cockophoney
The cockophoney from the apartment next to mine was proof that my neighbor is not the playa he thinks he is.
cockophoney by Queen of Irreverence December 7, 2012
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Cockophony
Cockophony by Jaezy Seas December 7, 2012
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cockophobe
When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.
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cockophobe by P-diddy June 17, 2003
cocohoney
A pembroke welsh corgi wannabe; not a pure blood but a mestizo mud blood disobedient and disrespectful that deserves to be homeless.
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cockophobe by #1stunna May 31, 2003
cockophobe
When a dick is so big that she puts on a face that says you better not put that where i think your gonna put that
cockophobe by Doobie June 1, 2003
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