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cocknight 

A man with a big cock.
Bitch 1: Did you see Tony today?
Bitch 2: Yeah.. he's a total cocknight....😅
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Coronight 

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
A legendary person who works in health care and is willing to sacrifice their life to help people fight a virus and receive aid. (Corona+knight)

Also: A legendary person who gets killed because of idiots who don't pay attention to social distancing.
My brother is a real coronight. He hasn't come home since the outbreak of the Coronavirus. I really miss him.
Coronight by Mahdi.English March 24, 2020

cockfight 

the process of two guys fighting over a girl
guy1: I WANT HER!

guy2: NO I DO!

person walking by: COCKFIGHT!
cockfight by XxI<3gUiTaRxX November 29, 2009

cockfight 

The sport of kings.
There is no greater atheltic event than a gladiatorial death match between angry fowl, known as a cockfight. Bonus: after a cockfight you have a barbecue.
cockfight by h3dtr4m4 February 5, 2008

Briggsy Cockfighting 

A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.
I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.

Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.

Cock night 

A night dedicated to you and your two best male friends, playing some xbox and watchin funny shit on youtube and all sleeping in one bed.
"Man you had the biggest cock night last night."

Guy 1: "Hey man i'm gonna hang out with my girl tonight"
Guy 2: "No its cock night"
Guy 1: "Totes"
Guy 2: "Don't say totes"
Cock night by cockknight June 15, 2010

cockfight 

Primarily a Mexican gambling system pitting one male chicken, cock, against another male cock. Typically used with razor beaks, metal claws, and other paraphenalia to kill the other cock faster.
The cockfight has been going on for hours. The challenger cock looks pretty limp after that last blow.
cockfight by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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