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corplighting

A portmanteau of Corpspeak and Gaslighting.

Corplighting evolved spontaneously from the need to manage questions -- via blame deflection, positioning, and trending jargon. Corplighting optimizes the message and controls and minimizes information flow. It also undermines and subtly invalidates the premise, managing workforce mindset.
Today's all-hands meeting was 80% corplighting about WFH policy changes.
corplighting by s1gz3r0 June 16, 2023

Briggsy Cockfighting 

A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.
I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.

Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.

Cockfighting Society 

Slang on the Awkward Zombie forums for Pokemon. Coded right into the system that the word Pokemon is automatically changed to Cockfighting Society
Guy:Have you played Cockfighting Society Black or White version yet?

Other Guy:No, I plan to buy one or the other this weekend, and im still playing Cockfighting Society SoulSilver anyway.

Legal Cockfighting 

Legal Cockfighting is a play on words, cock means chicken or penis, and cockfighting means fighting chickens, legal way is fighting your penises, 2 males duke it out with natural lightsabers. (Black people are OP in this game)
Person 1: Dude did you see how Kevin took out Mark last night? that was insane!

Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.
Legal Cockfighting by koolbirb March 4, 2022

Cucklighting 

The combination of being cuckolded and gaslighted at the same time.
This election is a total fraud and the fake news media is screwing us over by cucklighting the American people into believing Joe Biden won the election.
Cucklighting by Give2Cesar November 11, 2020

cockfighting 

A process that is more commonly practiced among homosexual men, in which one "fights" the other with their reproductive organ, usually for sexual gratification.
Bill - "You wanna go to my room for cockfighting"?"
John - "Yes!"