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Cockerling 

Something done on a beach by fat people when they were young.
Today we went cockerling at Horse Shoe point, it was great fun.
Cockerling by Eighty Eight January 6, 2024
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Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings
Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !
Cockling by FreddieDK June 11, 2009

cockring 

The ring one slides onto the penis so that it sits at the base of the penis against the body, keeping the penis erect after ejaculation. (for the woman's extended pleasure.) (or mans.)
"Does this cockring make me look fat?"
cockring by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002

Conkering 

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.
Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.
Conkering by Conkered November 3, 2017

cockringing 

Acting like a complete n0b, making many typoos and using a shitload of emoticons. Created by Asslixispanitesonfire and Jack one horny evening.
it jsut dusn LOL!!!!!!!1111! :) :-D :-*

HULO ?

R U DERE!!!!/? 8-) :-\

HUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO!OO huhwot?
cockringing by 5* August 21, 2004

cocklinger 

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.
That guy is a complete cocklinger!
cocklinger by the kps October 19, 2008

Cockeling 

The act of tickling the head of one's penis.
Hey babe, want to do some Cockeling ?
Hey hot piece, want to Cockle ?
Cockeling by Adam-Tull January 19, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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