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cocksnarfing 

Cock Snarfing:The act of spitting up a mouthful of cum thru the nose and mouth, generally caused by unexpected laughter during a blowjob. Doubly good when achieved a split second after the moment of orgasm when the mouth is completely filled with cum!
I couldn't resist telling her she fucked like her sister,she laughed so hard, the cocksnarfing began!
cocksnarfing by Tanath April 23, 2006
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cocksnorting 

A sexual practice wherein one partner puts his or her nose to the shaft of the other partner's penis and inhales sharply, creating a vacuum which stimulates the nerve endings.
"Me and my girl got into cock-snorting recently... best orgasm ever!"

"I swear I could hear your mom across the hall cocksnorting the night away. Sounded like a pig eating slop."

cocksharking 

A girl or Gay Guy that is very desperate to find a mate that she/he asks multiple men on a date and takes the first one that bites.
"If you hurry you have a real good chance wth Kessley, Shes been Cocksharking for a week now!"
cocksharking by Jim Reed May 16, 2006

cocksurfing 

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.
"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"
cocksurfing by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011

Cocksnuffing 

Essentially, a blowjob through the nasal cavity. After completion the load is snorted up the nose and swallowed.
Damn, Andrea is really good at cocksnuffing
Cocksnuffing by anonymous October 12, 2021

cocksurfing 

Woman on top, e.g. cowgirl, multiple times within a short period of time. Similar to surfing, in that it can involve many rides of one wave, or websurfing in that the riding may involve different waves.
"I brought him home friday, and then spent all evening cocksurfing"
cocksurfing by -Arctother May 17, 2013

Cocksurfing 

"Man she was cocksurfing all night long."
Cocksurfing by jowniedownie July 4, 2019
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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