Cockrates 

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

Cockrates by Cockrates May 26, 2008

cockmaestro 

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.

"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."

cockmaestro by Alexandros January 17, 2006

Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015

Cockritis 

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD

Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.

Cockritis by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018

cockmaestro 

One who conducts the cock with amazing dexterity.

"That Dave Vidor, He's a real cockmaestro!"

cockmaestro by Candy Dicks March 19, 2004

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock

James is such a Cockeater!

Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004