cocknacho 

The word "Cocknacho" has two forms:

It can be used as an insultive noun to describe a person or thing that one finds displeading.

It can also be used as an adjective. (rarely)

Noun: "Man....Jared is such a cocknacho."

Adjective: "Jesus, Jared, that was a pretty cocknacho thing to do."

cocknacho by jackboots November 10, 2004

Cockchomper 

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.

Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?

Cockchomper by Jask November 1, 2004

cockaholic 

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.

1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"

cockaholic by corauratum February 16, 2013

Cockdacropter 

It is when you put a “little person”/Midget on your dick and you take her arms and make her t-pose on your cock and spin her till she flies off your cock like a helicopter.

AJ: dude wtf are you you doing??
Dylan: watering my crops!
AJ: with what?
Dylan: my cockdacropter. It’s going to squirt all over the fields!
Megan: sí Papi, sí Papi, sí Papi!!!
(Squirting all over my field)

Cockdacropter by Tinatheking May 6, 2020

Cocklaphobia 

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*

His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.

Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012

cockchocolate 

fecal matter left on one's penis after dirty anal sex.

"yeah, i just wiped my cockchocolate on her pillowcase..."

cockchocolate by tad dewberry January 9, 2014

cockaholic 

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

cockaholic by kaleena April 10, 2006