cockmop
COCKMOP is an acronym for the Church Of Cognitive Knowledge Minister of Propaganda. Basically, the Church Of Cognitive Knowledge believes only what you can have cognitive knowledge of.
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Cockhopper
Person that goes from one guy/girl to another in a short amount of time. Does NOT necessarily mean going out with them; Girl or Boy that is all over someone after someone after someone for attention.
Cockhopper by aliriano23 June 25, 2010
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cockmop • cockmonster • cockmouth • cocktopus • cockophobe • cocktop • cockcopter • cockmo • Cockmouthpoopslide • cocktopussy
cockmongler
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004
cocktopus
A cool cockproud guy who gets so much sex his mates joke that he must have 8 cocks to manage it all.
Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Derivation: A contraction of cock and octopus.
Cockmouth
A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."
"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."
"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."
"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."
"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"
Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011
Cockropractor
A chick that can't give a smooth, stimulating hand job. She's so vigorous and rough that it akin and a neck adjustment at the chiropractor.
Sheila is a cockropractor braaaaaahhhh. Worst hand jobs. ever. I finally told her to just stop and I finished myself off.
Cockropractor by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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