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Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time
Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon
by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

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To rule, set laws, or govern via Twitter
Donald Trump thought he could pass tweetislature but got bitch slapped by Lady Justice
by JeMaSh July 27, 2017

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