cockgrabber

person whose outrageous, attention-seeking behavior embarasses or hurts others or is grossly inappropriate to the setting; a selfish, attention whore

"Did you hear about Bobby shouting 'fuck' during church? That guy is such a cockgrabber."

by Rabbi A. November 1, 2008

cock grabber

one who grabs or reaches for any males penis, especially on multiple occasions.(accident or purposely)

"watch out if you have to walk by mitch he is a cock grabber"

"walking in this tight office is turning us into a bunch of cock grabbers and ass grabbers"

by magic taco January 28, 2008

big cock grabber

Someone who grabs on the nearest big cock whenever possible, may it be their own big cock or someone else's. Big cock grabbers just love grabbing big cocks.

Regularly performs the action known as a big cock grab.

Big cock grabber: "Come here Alan, i want to grab that big cock of yours ! "Said Alan to himself, though secretly he wished there were other big cocks nearby for him to grab.

by 69sisters August 13, 2021

Cockrobber

One who steals penises.

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!

by The Charles October 28, 2003

Cockglobber

An inept, foolish, or contemptible person. Dickhead, cockhead, shithead.

I: I haven't banned anyone though now have I?

D: Shut your face cockglobber!

by Lee85 February 15, 2010

cockgrabbing idiot

A general insult with the underlying intent to question the masculinity of the insulted party.

Are you going to help me bury this body or just stand there like a cockgrabbing idiot?

by Joe Jumbo December 9, 2008

cockgrubber

a person who likes the cock

jimmy is a filthy cockgrubber

by Anonymous October 1, 2003