cockswabber

A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.

I love watching cockswabbers on XVIDEOS.COM.

by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018

cockswatter

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

COCKSLOBBER

A person or object who performs or wishes to perform fellatio is also known as a cockslobber or one who slobbers cock. Humorous, flattering or grossly insulting; use with caution.

"Oh honey, you are such a sluttly little cockslobber. Will you marry me?""

"Your mother is a cockslobber. So is your brother."

"God, that hot little cockslobber could suck-start a 747!"

by Ratclaws February 4, 2006

cockgrabber

person whose outrageous, attention-seeking behavior embarasses or hurts others or is grossly inappropriate to the setting; a selfish, attention whore

"Did you hear about Bobby shouting 'fuck' during church? That guy is such a cockgrabber."

by Rabbi A. November 1, 2008

cockswabbing

The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.

Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..

by TJSILLY July 2, 2017

COCKSLOBBER

The fluid which comes from the male penis when manipulated to a happy ending; Semen; Cum

Hey bitch, wipe my cockslobber off of your chin.

by PanheadPete July 4, 2005

Cockswabble

A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.

"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."

Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."

by #nedkelly October 19, 2020