cockswabber
A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.
cockswabber by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018
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cockswatter
a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.
Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)
cockswatter by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009
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COCKSLOBBER
A person or object who performs or wishes to perform fellatio is also known as a cockslobber or one who slobbers cock. Humorous, flattering or grossly insulting; use with caution.
"Oh honey, you are such a sluttly little cockslobber. Will you marry me?""
"Your mother is a cockslobber. So is your brother."
"God, that hot little cockslobber could suck-start a 747!"
"Your mother is a cockslobber. So is your brother."
"God, that hot little cockslobber could suck-start a 747!"
COCKSLOBBER by Ratclaws February 4, 2006
cockgrabber
person whose outrageous, attention-seeking behavior embarasses or hurts others or is grossly inappropriate to the setting; a selfish, attention whore
cockgrabber by Rabbi A. November 1, 2008
cockswabbing
The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.
cockswabbing by TJSILLY July 2, 2017
COCKSLOBBER
COCKSLOBBER by PanheadPete July 4, 2005
Cockswabble
A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.
"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."
Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."
Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."
Cockswabble by #nedkelly October 19, 2020
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