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Cockrobber 

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!
Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003

Cockglobber 

An inept, foolish, or contemptible person. Dickhead, cockhead, shithead.
I: I haven't banned anyone though now have I?

D: Shut your face cockglobber!
Cockglobber by Lee85 February 15, 2010

cockscrubber 

a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.
Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.
cockscrubber by mjolnir February 16, 2009

cockgrabber 

person whose outrageous, attention-seeking behavior embarasses or hurts others or is grossly inappropriate to the setting; a selfish, attention whore
"Did you hear about Bobby shouting 'fuck' during church? That guy is such a cockgrabber."
cockgrabber by Rabbi A. November 1, 2008

Cockrobber 

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.
Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.

Cockrubber 

One who rubs cock for money; whore; hoe; ho; whoe; whoree; whorre.
Miyazaki: $00.02 Per rubbence of cock.
Grant: WOW! What a grat offer! Set me on fire baby ;)
Cockrubber by Miyazaki June 28, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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