cockgrubber

a person who likes the cock

jimmy is a filthy cockgrubber

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Cockrobber

One who steals penises.

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!

by The Charles October 28, 2003

Cockglobber

An inept, foolish, or contemptible person. Dickhead, cockhead, shithead.

I: I haven't banned anyone though now have I?

D: Shut your face cockglobber!

by Lee85 February 15, 2010

cockscrubber

a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.

Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.

by mjolnir February 16, 2009

cockgrabber

person whose outrageous, attention-seeking behavior embarasses or hurts others or is grossly inappropriate to the setting; a selfish, attention whore

"Did you hear about Bobby shouting 'fuck' during church? That guy is such a cockgrabber."

by Rabbi A. November 1, 2008

Cockrobber

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.

Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

Cockrubber

One who rubs cock for money; whore; hoe; ho; whoe; whoree; whorre.

Miyazaki: $00.02 Per rubbence of cock.
Grant: WOW! What a grat offer! Set me on fire baby ;)

by Miyazaki June 28, 2004